Great RPG Product Names


#1

I honor of Fear of a Black Dragon’s release of Sacrebleu, I’d like to poll the community for their favorite cool, wild, wondrous, and weird names for RPG games, supplements, and modules.

I offer five favorites:
Vapors Don’t Shoot Back (Paranoia)
Operation: Sprechenhaltestelle - Code Name: Pisces (Top Secret)
Dirty Secrets of the Black Hand (Vampire)
Chuubo’s Marvelous Wish Granting Engine
Glozel Est Authentique! (Call of Cthulhu)


#2

Unaussprechlichen Klutzen (Fiasco)


#3

You took mine!

Instead, I’ll offer Fuck for Satan! (Lamentations of the Flame Princess)


#4

I cannot sufficiently express how much joy the title Let These Mermaids Touch Your Dick Maybe brings me


#5

Oh, and I have to give @BeckyA props for the scenario On Ilkla Moor Baht 'at in Lovectaftesque


#6

It’s not out yet, but Calamity Raccoon’s Good Time Pizza Farm is one of my own faves. It’s system agnostic.


#7

Oooh I love this!

  • Pride, Prejudice and Practical Magics; Sense, Sensibility and Swordsmanship (Good Society)
  • Society of Vegan Sorcerers
  • Pasión de Las Pasiones
  • Spirit of the Century
  • Swords Without Master
  • Hot Guys Making Out

#8

The Day after Ragnarock
Cthulhupunk
The Violence Inherent in the System
Raiders of the Lost Mart
Lawyers, Guns, and Money
Postmodern Magick
International Incident
Weird World News
Necessary Evil


#9

No Country for Old Kobolds


#10

I’m biased as its progenitor, but I am improperly happy with Jason Statham’s Big Vacation


#11

I forgot Visigoths x Mall Goths and Mayor Cat!


#12

In a recent Gauntlet Hangout I learned of “Kill Puppies For Satan” which has got to be one of the best names.

Also the module I’ve been adapting “Rat On A Stick” which was for Tunnels And Trolls.


#13

LotFP is itself a pretty sweet name.


#14

Alas for the Awful Sea.

I didn’t even know what it was about and I wanted to play it very badly.


#15

I came here to list this one… so good…

I’m also a fan of Fuck! It’s Dracula.


#16

So if you’ve not yet seen Nate Crowley’s The 100 Greatest Videogames (That Never Existed) I feel it’ll appeal.

I plan on running a tabletop game jam based on its titles somewhen


#17

If ever there was a yearnful name …

My picks are Blades in the Dark and Exalted.


#18

I love these two product names by @Johnstone Metzger:

  • Evil Wizards in a Cave
  • Dungeon Full of Monsters

Also, the name “No Thank You Evil” makes me want to know what it’s about/play it, but I don’t actually know much of anything about it.


#19

Flower Liches of the Dragonboat Festival (OSR)
Bury Mary: The Great Lich’s Bake Off (PbtA)


#20

The Forest Hymn and Picnic is another goldie